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Magic school bus captin planet11/15/2023 TL/DR: mrs frizzle accidentally gives a bunch of kids some really strong acid and they think they go on an adventure. They are now known as the Power Rangers! Protectors of the city! To be continued. what can ya do? so they take even more shrooms and now they see themselves taking form as one giant robot and defeat the monster. As the new shrooms start to kick in they are horrified as the monster grows 5 times in size and is now the size of a building! In reality this is obviously not true but hey they are tripping. They see a horrible monster who wants to destroy the city! So they take more shrooms and fight him. Then a cop comes by and tries to arrest them, but since these kids are under the influence of hallucinogens they don't see a police officer. In reality those ninjas are ordinary people but in those kids eyes they are ninjas who want to kill them so they fight and defeat them. Suddenly they are surrounded by weird crazy ninjas who want to fight them. Frizzle and that weird kid who calls himself Captain Planet, they see nothing wrong with this and they take the shrooms. After a life of being drugged by crazy Mrs. One day they meet up after school to smoke some more weed. He yells "I'll stop you evil-doer!!" and runs up to the guy and kicks him in the nuts!ĬUT TO TWO YEARS LATER It is the kids last year in high school. so he yells "with your powers combined I AM CAPTAIN PLANNEEETTTTT" and he sees a guy at the bus stop throw a candy wrapper on the ground. the Pot is Earth, the lighter is Fire, the bong water is Water, the enhalation is wind and the euphoria is Heart. He sees his friends still hitting the bong and realizes. as they go back to picking up trash off the side of the high way, he sees himself as the mighty super hero, Captain Planet and the rest of the kids are his Planeteers saving the world from pollution! The PCP is too much for him and he starts to freak out! He rips all of his clothing off leaving behind only his red underwear and a red shirt torn in half. So strong infact that he suddenly thinks he's a super hero. So this one kid takes his hit of PCP while the others only smoke the weed. He also offers them some PCP but they do not accept. One kid pulls out a bong and offers each one of them a hit of some really strong kush. As they put them on they decide to go on a "smoke break". As they do that, they come across a bag full of five rings. A few of them get busted for it and as punishment they have to perform community service and pick up trash along the highway. This field trip is amazing and they will never forget it!įast forward six years and they are a bunch of teenagers who because of that crazy hippie school bus driver lady, they smoke a ton of weed. Then they finally make it to the aquarium but to them they think they are actually under water. Yes, the magic school bus has driven inside the body of that nerdy ginger kid. this tunnel sure looks like it's actually the intestines of one of their classmates. With an entire busload of kids tripping the fuck out they think that they are somewhere else. In reality they are only driving on the highway but the LSD makes them think they are in outer space. To them it's as if this bus is somehow magical Indeed this "magic school bus" has driven into outer space and all of the kids can see all of the different planets of the solar system and drive over the sun and everything. All of the kids look out their windows and they see stars and planets. Frizzle drives the bus to the aquarium, and along all of the kids dose of LSD is is past taking affect and all the kids starting to peak. Who knew that one day she would accidentally dose an entire school bus full of it? Mrs. Frizzle wwas indeed a hippie and loved her acid trips and to this day still does quite a bit. She meant to give them her regular non altered altoids but instead she accidentally gave each kid 6 hits of LSD by mistake! You see back in the 60s Mrs. This particular set of altoids is actually her LSD stash that she swapped by mistake. Little does Mrs Frizzle know that she gave them all the wrong altoid can. Frizzle gives them all an altoid and tells them to swallow the altoid. Frizzle and she's about to take them on a field trip to the aquarium. She greets them with a smile and says her name is Ms. When the school bus arrives they see that there is a different bus driver. Ok so check this out: back in the early 90s there were a group of fourth graders from different ethnicity's, waiting at a bus stop. It's just the influence of hallucinogens the entire time! also the same kids are the main characters of all three stories. The Magic School Bus is not magical, Captain Planet is not a super hero, and the Power Rangers don't actually fight monsters.
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